Four-eyed trouser snake?

"We expect the sale of We to be on the same level of demand as a priceless art object," he said.

Read more about the two-headed, one-stomached albino rat snake here.

The issue of the so-called global warmings.

"It seems that liberals and godless tax-raisers are trying to make me look bad by using such things as 'facts' and 'scientific data.'"

Will Ferrell does a hilarious send-up of Bush on global warming at TransBuddha.com. Watch it here.

"We just need to get nature to cooperate with us. We don't need to listen to nature, nature needs to listen to us."